notabroodyelf:

donkeyinthespoondrawer:

Rogue Champion of Kirkwall has been a little.. tired. But fear not! I am still alive and well- (sneezes-)

Mostly.

As long as you’re still alive, Hawke.

Funny, I feel like death though. 

(sneezes again-)

Well I suppose at least I’m not fighting another High Dragon…

Rogue Champion of Kirkwall has been a little.. tired. But fear not! I am still alive and well- (sneezes-)

Mostly.

…where is everyone?

Maybe they’re partying it out with canapes in Orlais.

(Source: alannkinsella)

danarius started following you

danarius:

donkeyinthespoondrawer:

Oh. It’s you.

*gives the tiniest, disdainful wave* What a pleasure it is to make the acquaintance of the champion of Kirkwall on a second occasion, nevermind the first. I do so hope you’ve continued to do well for yourself, dear lad.

And it is such a delight to have a lovely little chat with you again. I’ve done well enough. I’m not sure much of the same can be said to you.

queenoftheeasternseas asked: sitting is not what I had in mind

Precisely. Don’t worry, I’m sure Jethann would be more than happy to have you. 

queenoftheeasternseas asked: would you be so kind as to warm my bed tonight~<3

I’m no mage, but I’ll sit around on your bed then leave right as you want to sleep. Sure.

zevranofthecrows started following you

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another bird.

…where is everyone?

alannkinsella:

donkeyinthespoondrawer:

Maybe they’re partying it out with canapes in Orlais.

*shakes his head* And they don’t think I don’t want to come with?

I don’t know, Orlesians are a bit touchy about their canapes. They’d spill blood on dresses over them, I swear.

danarius started following you

danarius:

*purses his lips at the remark, but quickly regains his collected composure*

My, the manners of those beyond the Imperium never cease to surprise me. Though perhaps you have reconsidered my offer of hosting a visit? Minrathous is quite lovely this time of year. I’m certain you would enjoy the scenery, my pet.

(smiles)

No doubt, though I’d have to refuse. Sceneries I enjoy usually include far more dirt and dogs, which I suppose Mirathous has, though in a far more different manner.

I do so hope you… enjoy your visit to Kirkwall, however.

(Source: donkeyinthespoondrawer)

danarius started following you

Oh. It’s you.

hawkecarver-deactivated20120502 asked: /opens hands eagerly/ Give him here! And I'm plenty manly!

He’s all yours, brother.

@Carver

OOC:

GOOD LORD TUMBLR DIDN’T PASS ME YOUR ASK UNTIL NOW WTF